Collect 20 unique NFT GPUs across 5 historical eras. Mine absolutely nothing. Watch your yield grow. Don't ask how. Just trust the machine.
THE PROCESS
No technical knowledge required. No actual GPU needed. Just a wallet and a healthy willingness to suspend disbelief.
Choose from 20 unique NFT GPUs across 5 eras. From a 2009 Retro Silicon relic frozen in Siberia to the mythical Quantum Dark Matter unit. Each machine is a collector's item with lore, personality, and a very fragile ego.
Click Activate. Your machine mines every 4 hours. Come back, collect your yield, repeat. The machine doesn't care what you think it's doing. Neither do we.
Daily yield paid in USDT directly to your custodial wallet. Our bot farms fees on Polymarket prediction markets — generating yield through rebates and market making. Withdraw to your personal wallet anytime. Yes, it's actually real money.
Install Batteries and Generators (permanent NFTs) to boost efficiency up to 1.5%/day. Complete Sets for bonus multipliers. Buy consumables so you don't have to pretend you remember to check. It remembers for you.
THE HARDWARE
Each era represents a chapter in the history of imaginary mining hardware. Lovingly crafted with lore, personality, and completely fictional specifications.
THE SETS
Each machine belongs to one of four types. Collect machines of the same type across multiple eras and watch your daily yield multiply. It's basically Pokémon, but for yield farmers.
Ice-cooled GPUs running at -12°C. The fans sound like dying hamsters but they mine. Allegedly. Collecting Cryo machines reduces cooldown periods.
2 machines → 0.30%/day · 5 machines → 1.00%/dayOverclocked to dangerous levels. Engineers refused to sign off on these. The machines didn't care. Surge machines maximize hashrate output.
2 machines → 0.30%/day · 5 machines → 1.00%/dayBuilt to last forever. Or at least longer than your attention span. Endurance machines have extended stamina and require fewer activations.
2 machines → 0.30%/day · 5 machines → 1.00%/dayNobody knows how these work. The engineers who built them won't return calls. They consume 40% less energy for reasons that remain classified.
2 machines → 0.30%/day · 5 machines → 1.00%/dayTHE NUMBERS
We could hide the numbers in a 47-page whitepaper. Instead, here they are. You're welcome.
| GPUs (mesmo set) | Sem Bateria/ Gerador (×0.70) |
Só Bateria OU Gerador (×0.85) |
Bateria + Gerador (×1.00) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 GPU | 0.14% | 0.17% | 0.20% |
| 2 GPUs mesmo set | 0.21% | 0.26% | 0.30% |
| 3 GPUs mesmo set | 0.28% | 0.34% | 0.40% |
| 4 GPUs mesmo set | 0.35% | 0.43% | 0.50% |
| Set Completo (5 GPUs) | 0.70% | 0.85% | 1.00% |
| Todos 4 Sets Completos | 1.05% | 1.28% | 1.50% ⭐ |
THE PLAN
THE QUESTIONS
THE INVITATION
2,010 NFTs. Five eras. Real yield.
No GPU required. No technical knowledge needed.
Just a wallet and a sense of humor.
No wallet required to explore · Connect when you're ready to mint